sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

(via garygoeshard)

buttercakesandteacafe:

ohpierre:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

SOURCED

(Source: facebook.com, via explodinghamster)

drparisa:

soulparticle:

Grand Theft Venice

#i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore
WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,
THAT’S AMORE

drparisa:

soulparticle:

Grand Theft Venice

#i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore

WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,

THAT’S AMORE

(via kuntsnuggles)

thefuuuucomics:

lmFAO

(Source: sizvideos, via saladofrob)

"

I promise to love you:

at 6 am when you’re waking
to go to work, to school, or whatever
road life takes you on;
and when you didn’t sleep well,
your hair is a mess
and your eyes are sleepy.

at 8 am when we say goodbye
for the day and you’re rushing
out the door with a cup
of black coffee, after finishing
a morning cigarette
when your lips taste like
caffeine and nicotine.

at 3 pm when you’re exhausted
from the day and people have
worn you out and you feel like
sighing, crying, and falling asleep
and escaping in afternoon dreams.
I will kiss your forehead,
and wrap myself in your arms.

at 10 pm when you’re heading to bed,
even though you won’t sleep for hours
and you’ll flip through all the channels
tired of dismal newscasts and re-runs.
Especially when we become a human knot
wrapped up in sheets and kisses

at 3 am when loneliness and sadness
do not destroy you, but consume you
and when you weep without an explanation
I’ll kiss your lips, softly and
tell you you’re the absolute best.
When we talk about life
and why winter kills the flowers.

I will love you when you grow old,
I will love you even after that
I will love you if I’m no longer here
I will love you
I will love you
and I will love you.

—AKR

"

— I promise to love you forever (for Louis) by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via endegame)

(Source: -poetic, via c0ffee-3yes)

Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD
inspecjean:

forever-pretty-awkward:


I love how Disney made a character that was literally a tumblr user.

inspecjean:

forever-pretty-awkward:

I love how Disney made a character that was literally a tumblr user.

image

(Source: animated-disney-gifs, via thetruthofmyhope)

n64thstreet:

The armory of Goldeneye 007, by Rare.

n64thstreet:

The armory of Goldeneye 007, by Rare.

(via eskimohenkiiis)

break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
image

image

i laughed way too hard jesus christ

(via hentai-ass)

hentai-ass:

Use this line on me and I’ll probably marry you

Pssssttt, hint hint. 

hentai-ass:

Use this line on me and I’ll probably marry you

Pssssttt, hint hint. 

(Source: 69memories)

thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie

thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie

(via hellobrittney)

julesmasters:

this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea

(Source: jimcarrey, via kawaiisailorbabe)

fandom-weirdo1:

kateinator359:

noctuj:

i-dont-know-what-fandom-im-in:

cheezzpanda:

I’ve got a lot of free time so

EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy. 

every person. 

no, like, every person. 

I WANT IT

i’d like to see you try, man

SHE DID IT

Try me.

What, no, okay. 

(Source: phantomoftheimpala, via calodoor)

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

(via chewbeccaaa)